原文
During a bullfight, a drunk suddenly wandered into the middle of the ring. The crowd began to shout, but the drunk was unaware of the danger.
The bull was busy with the matador at the time, but it suddenly caught sight of the drunk who was shouting rude remarks and waving a red cap. Apparently sensitive to criticism, the bull forgot all about the matador and charged at the drunk.
The crowd suddenly grew quiet. The drunk, however, seemed quite sure of himself. When the bull got close to him, he clumsily stepped aside to let it pass. The crowd broke into cheers and the drunk bowed. By this time, however, three men had come into the ring and they quickly dragged the drunk to safety.
Even the bull seemed to feel sorry for him, for it looked on sympathetically until the drunk was out of the way before once more turning its attention to the matador.
译文
在一场斗牛表演中，一个醉汉突然闯进了圆场中央。人群开始大声叫喊起来，但这个醉汉却没有意识到危险。
当时，公牛正忙着对付斗牛士，突然，它看到了那个醉汉——他正在喊着粗鲁的话，并挥舞着一顶红帽子。显然，对批评十分敏感，公牛完全忘掉了斗牛士，径直冲向了醉汉。
人群忽然安静下来。然而，这个醉汉却显得非常自信。当公牛逼近他时，他笨拙地闪到一旁，让公牛过去了。人群爆发出阵阵欢呼，醉汉则鞠了一躬。可是，这时已经有三个人进入了圆场，他们迅速把醉汉拖到安全的地方。
甚至连公牛似乎也为他感到遗憾，因为它同情地看着，直到醉汉离开后，才重新把注意力转向斗牛士。
词汇表
drunk
形容词, 名词例子: The drunk man stumbled through the street, unable to walk straight.
例子: After the party, he felt drunk and decided not to drive.
例子: The story featured a reformed drunk who turned his life around.
例子: In the bar, the drunk caused a scene by arguing with everyone.